I’m sorry, Dan. I drew your mouth waaaay too big. So this doesn’t really look like you. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Lucy. I made your eyes two different sizes. So you look a little crazy. Which I’m sure you’re not. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Hazel. This is a disaster of a drawing. Trust me — you don’t look like this. I’m just awful at caricatures. Please don’t be mad. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Kevin. I drew your head shape all wrong. And I gave you glasses for some reason. I have no idea what I’m doing. Sorry. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Casey. I made your face too small for your head. I’m always doing that. Please don’t be mad. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Sean. I drew your nose too long and your mouth all weird. Now my drawing is all crappy and I don’t know how to fix it. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Aimee. This is just ghastly. To be fair, the angle of your head is really odd in your photo. I know that’s not an excuse, but here we are. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Sean. I’m not very good a drawing noses. So this doesn’t really look like you. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Keara. I drew your eye too high. And your nose is all weird. I have no idea what I’m doing. I hope you’re not upset. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Christina. You’re obviously not a skeleton. I don’t know what I was thinking. No refunds.