I’m sorry, Amanda. Tom paid me to draw a caricature of you, but all the proportions came out wrong. Sad thing is, this isn’t the first time. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Jean-Christophe. Lauren paid me to draw a caricature of you, but it ended up looking really doofy. My bad. Please don’t be mad at Lauren. She didn’t know. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Chad. I tried to capture your badass wrestling persona, but instead I made this weird, lopsided drawing that is really unflattering. My apologies. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Caitlin. I made your head way too big for your body and your smile is all jacked up. I should probably just stop drawing. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Elijah. You didn’t say who you wanted me to draw in your order. So I drew the guy on the right. I hope I got it right. Either way, no refunds.
I’m sorry, Neyssa. You said, “make me look as cute as you can” but unfortunately, this is as good as I can do. I hope you’re not upset. You’re much cuter than this. I’m just awful at caricatures. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Liz. I drew your eyes looking in two different directions. So you look crazy. I’m sure you’re not crazy in real life. I’m just clueless. Please forgive me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Taylor. I don’t know what’s going on with your nose in my drawing. I swear I was looking at your photo the whole time. I’m just awful at this. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Joceyln. I made your nose too big and your eyes too small. This whole drawing is a mess. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Savannah. I made your nose too long and your chin too short. So this looks nothing like you. I hope you’re not disappointed. But if you are, I understand. No refunds.