I’m sorry, Evelyn. Olivia paid me to draw a caricature of you but I messed up your nose and made your eyes too wide so now you look crazy and I don’t know how to fix it. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Sai. I drew your nose too upturned and your ears waaaay to big. So this doesn’t really look like you. I hope you’re not mad. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Alexander. Only after I was finished drawing did I realize you’re holding a can in your picture and not your nose. That’s my bad. Apologies. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Abby. Emily paid me to draw a caricature of you, but I made your neck too long at your eyes too small. So it doesn’t really look like you. Please don’t be upset with me. I tried my best. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Maddie. I overdrew your eyes and mouth so you look older than you really are. Please don’t be upset with me. I tried my best. No refunds.
I’m so sorry, Katie. I drew your nose waaay to big and upturned. And the less we say about your mouth, the better. This whole thing is a big fail for me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Sam. I drew your eye too big and your nose too bulbous. And then there’s the blood. This whole drawing is cursed. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Jake. Not only is your head shape wrong, but I drew a mustache on you. I don’t know why. I think I panicked? I hope you’re not mad. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Sara. I messed up your mouth and your nose and your cheek. And let’s not even mention your ear. This whole thing is a mess. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Alison. I made your nose too big and your smile all weird. So this doesn’t really look like you. Congrats on your degree. No refunds.