I’m sorry, Alanna. I drew one of your eyes too big and your chin too short. So this isn’t much of a caricature. More like a weird drawing of someone who vaguely looks like you. My apologies. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Armand. Patrick paid me to draw a caricature of you for your birthday but I’m just awful at caricatures so this turned out really crappy so now your birthday is ruined and it’s all my fault. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Cassie. I tried capturing your cool eye makeup, but I screwed it up and now you look like a nightmare and I don’t know how to fix it. I don’t think I’m getting any better at these. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Aleix. Claudia paid me to draw a caricature of you but I got your head shape and face size wrong so it doesn’t really look like you. I have no idea what I’m doing. Forgive me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Evelyn. Olivia paid me to draw a caricature of you but I messed up your nose and made your eyes too wide so now you look crazy and I don’t know how to fix it. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Sai. I drew your nose too upturned and your ears waaaay to big. So this doesn’t really look like you. I hope you’re not mad. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Alexander. Only after I was finished drawing did I realize you’re holding a can in your picture and not your nose. That’s my bad. Apologies. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Abby. Emily paid me to draw a caricature of you, but I made your neck too long at your eyes too small. So it doesn’t really look like you. Please don’t be upset with me. I tried my best. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Maddie. I overdrew your eyes and mouth so you look older than you really are. Please don’t be upset with me. I tried my best. No refunds.
I’m so sorry, Katie. I drew your nose waaay to big and upturned. And the less we say about your mouth, the better. This whole thing is a big fail for me. No refunds.